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Three hours in the fridge later (that’s the jelly, not me) and we had produced a rubber-like substance that stuck to everything and quickly became known as Jelly Of The Devil. Bravely, I sharpened my kitchen knives and began work on possibly the world’s first bit of jelly sculpture. Thirty frustrating minutes later, I gathered why Michaelangelo and Henry Moore had chosen stone or bronze as a medium, and had one almighty mess of ugly black jelly fragments.

The coup de gras (the French for lawnmower, so I’m led to believe) was the sugar coating. A more unimaginative soul might have sprinkled granulated sugar over the jelly products, but no! We had to scale-up our sugar too. 8oz of sugar went into a pan, along with a couple of fluid ounces of water and the juice of a lemon (for that citric acid ‘tang’). Boil vigorously for a couple of minutes and pour out and allow to cool. Some hefty work with a rolling pin (now sadly damaged beyond repair and the only lasting victim of this pimp apart from the person who decides to eat it), and you have scaled-up sugar granules. Sprinkle liberally, and a light coating of very hot water helps to both stick the sugar, and smooth off some of my knifemarks.

The paste items were easier. The sandwich came first and was carefully scaled up to 11cm squared. Two egg whites with 24oz of icing sugar, a little cornflour and mixed well. The orange layer was spiced up with a dash each of orange essence, red food colouring and yellow food colouring.


The roll-up proved a little more tricky, because the paste recipe didn’t take kindly to being rolled into a circle. This one used 5oz of butter, 300g of condensed milk and 24oz of icing sugar to make it more malleable. The outside layer had an ounce of cocoa added. Add more condensed milk if it starts to crack. Perhaps not quite the authentic recipe, but then Rowntrees don’t have to make one that big!

Lessons learned:

1) Don’t ever, ever try to mould or sculpt anything out of jelly! Leave it to the professionals.
2) Don’t try to make moulds out of plastecine.
3) Black food colouring is the very devil to get out of a wooden spoon. Use metal.

The final product: not bad for our first pimp, but we’re sure we can do better!

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