Pornflake Crispie
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Replicate cupcake case design in a popular check pattern downloaded from the internet. Goodbye Saturday evening. At this point, drink several gin and tonics to keep up PMA levels (Positive Mental Attitude).

Step 3: Melt chocolate with butter and golden syrup.

Dunk each p*rnflake into the mixture and place in cake case.

Step 4: Accessorise cupcake case with footwear to maximise comic effect. [Fret that I have confused ‘pimp’ culture with ‘chav’ culture]

Chocolate P*ornflake Crispie. Done. [Said in a Gordon Ramsey kind of voice]

Weight of Chocolate Cornflake Crispy = 28 g
Weight of Chocolate P*rn'flake Crispy = 3.8 kg. 13.6 times bigger.

Get your laughin’ gear round that. [Said in a Ray Winstone kind of voice]

No. of times felt like a twisted, mad genius and danced a little jig = 1
No. of times gave husband the chocolate bowl to lick so he would be quiet = 3
No. of times giggled to myself = 1,000,000 plus

I know it will never be as good as some of the other pimps but I hope you'll agree that I did try really hard [Subtext: If you could vote for me and this gets into the top 20 that would be really cool]

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