How to make giant animal biscuits:

Main ingredients, fat, sugar, flour and chocolate, who could go wrong? Approximate cost £7.

Blend fat and sugar.

Add flour, a bit of cocoa, vanilla and a couple of eggs (we also added glucose syrup for extra sugary yumminess).

Mix up to make a tough dough.

Shape it to look like your animal of preference. We chose lion (pictured), elephant, monkey and hippo. Implements such as spoons, forks and anything you can find in the kitchen are useful at this point for the details.