Step eight: The whole thing is topped off with more chocolate to seal and then chilled again to set.

Step nine: The roll-out. Tension mounts in the Pimp camp as the rubberised baking dish is carefully peeled off… to reveal a perfect slab of Jammie Wagon Wheel action.

Check out the customised hard top texture. Precision chocolate engineering.

This mother weighs in at a hefty 2lbs 5oz compared to the piffling punk-ass 2oz of yer average wheel. Stick that on your Wagon!