Hula Hoop Pimpastrophe
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The middle tin was then removed so water vapour could escape. To prevent collapse baking paper was put around the inside and baking beans were poured in to keep it in place. Into the oven the fiend went. The idea was that during the three hours in the oven (gas mark 1) a miracle would occur leaving us with a giant hula hoop equally tasty as it's minature counterparts.

How wrong we were. Although the smell had almost gone, the taste was vile. A whole bite would certainly kill a man. But on the plus side it is pretty huge and does atleast resemble a hula hoop.

From this traumatic experience I have learnt that hula hoops are certainly made by magic, the good people at KP Snacks are in allegiance with Harry Potter and his wizardy chums and no mortal is able to make a perfectly formed giant hula hoop (feel free to prove me wrong).

Please do not attempt this particular recipe at home as prolonged exposure to such evil may result in permanent damage to your smell receptors and quite possibly, brain haemorrhage.

But never fear, we will be back with a bigger and better pimp but I think we will steer clear of potato based snacks.

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