Pimp That Snack

U-Burger

Why do we cut pizzas and cakes up into pieces? Why should burgers be any different?

How about making a big burger, an Uber-Burger, cutting it into pieces and sharing with your friends?

A snack for 3-6 people. Mmm. Approximate cost: £5.

Person in an apron presenting a dinner-plate-sized raw beef patty and a bagged ball of bread dough

Pre-heat the oven to 200 degrees C and mix the following ingredients in a bowl:

* 500 grammes (1 pound) lean beef mince
* 1 small onion (or a small piece of a large onion) chopped, finely
* 1 egg
* 1 piece of Alan’s rustic bread (M&S farmhouse soft oat-meal), hand crumbled
* pinches of salt and pepper
* squirt of ketchup

Using a cake tin and two pieces of grease-proof paper, make into a round burger – line the tin with a circular piece and press down. Fry the burger for one minute on each side to seal.

Lifting the huge cooked patty off a foil-lined grill tray with a spatula at the oven

To construct the burger you will need:

* 1 ‘pain de campaigne’ traditional french white bread 400 grammes (Sainsbury’s)
* 4 slices of a large onion, fried
* 1 large beef tomato sliced, raw or fried
* 1 slice of iceberg lettuce
* ketchup and salad cream

Put the sealed burger on a grill pan in the oven for 15 minutes, turning after 10 minutes. While the burger is cooking you can fry the onions and tomatoes, if required.

Thick onion rings frying in a wok, turned with a slotted spatula

Cut the bread in half.

Put some sauce and iceberg lettuce, follower by the burger, then add the onion, tomato and more sauce; varying sections of the U-burger as desired.

Bun base loaded with the giant patty, sauce and overlapping tomato slices on a plate

Bun base topped with fried onions and cheese, a wedge of iceberg lettuce alongside

Take a sharp knife.

Working from the middle of the U-burger, cut, slowly, towards the edge.

Hands pressing the top bun down and driving a skewer through the assembled giant burger

Divide the U-burger into slices.

Here, we’ve done three pieces, but from experience, this will feed four, five or even six!

Three plated wedges of the burger sharing a kitchen worktop beside a kettle

The finished burger on a plate with one wedge cut away, exposing the patty layer

Serve, with chips and salad.

Sit on the sofa for twenty minutes feeling slightly unwell.

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