OTT Cherry Ripe
by for £7.20

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For those of you uninitiated into the gastronomic feast that is this little bar, a brief history and description. Made by Cadbury's in Australia, due to the buying out of the original manufacturer, a company called MacRobertson's in the 1960's, Cherry Ripe is, and i quote, 'uniquely Australian. Its special combination of cherries, coconut and dark chocolate establishes it as a firm favourite with generations of families. 'Cherry Ripe', as it is known today, is now Cadbury Australia’s best-selling chocolate bar.

The original MacRobertson's version:

Sadly, the intrepid wannabe pimpers had to put their creation on hold for another week as they first had to undertake the onerous task of flying off to far north Queensland, picking up a campervan, spending 5 days trekking thru steaming rainforests, across palm-fringed beaches as well as snorkelling with the multi-coloured inhabitants (errrr fish, not their fellow travellers aboard the Osprey V...) on the Great Barrier Reef.... it was absolute torture. (pic to prove it)

Returning home with sunburn and a dogged sense of purpose, they forged their way thru the throngs of happy shoppers in Westfield Shopping Town, Burwood, on a mission and with a song on their still salty lips, 'a pimping we will go!!'

Down to business:

Ingredients:

500g icing sugar
150g shredded coconut (much more manly than the girly desiccated variety)
5 (or so) tsps of cherry essence (actually, cherry brandy essence, couldn't find the normal stuff anywhere, even in DJ's amazing food hall - poor show DJ)
a (large) splash or two of red food colouring
200g of condensed milk
500g Nestlé's club chocolate
175g glace cherries
1 cherry ripe (and a bag of mini's to provide extra size comparison and sustenance)
several bottles of delicious amber nectar, AKA Blue Tongue lager

Cost: Aus $18.02 (approx 7.20 squid at current xchange rates)
Calories: a scary 6500

First - the creation of a mould. Inspired by the ingenuity of other pimpers, we used a size 9 (Aussie sizing, Big-Foot i am NOT!!) shoe box lid, which, when cunningly cut up and reconstructed resulted in a mould of dimensions 32 x 7 x 2cm (genuine Cherry Ripe 13.5 x 3 x 1cm) which was then lined with foil.

Easy life so far - time for a beer.

Now the guts.
Icing sugar into bowl, blokey coconut and sickly sweet cherries added

Things started to get messy when condensed milk (to which colouring and flavouring had been added) gets mixed in

- a tad too slack so extra shredded blokeyness and remainder of cherries added... elbow grease just wasn't enough to mix what was now beginning to resemble pink concrete with red bits in, so additional assistance applied in the form of trusty heavy-duty kitchen cement mixer...

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