Pimp That Snack

Cookie Monster

After fighting the temptation of all the pimping possibilities displayed on Tesco’s shelves, our first idea of a monster double-choc chip cookie was just too irresistible.

Ingredients
200g SR flour
180g Dark chocolate (after munching on a few bits)
200g Margarine
4 tbsp Milk
100g Cocoa
4 tbsp Golden syrup
150g Dark brown sugar
1 pack compulsory double choc cookies for size comparison (and to keep the munchies at bay)

Estimated cost: £4.00

Flour, soya milk, cocoa, chocolate patisserie bars, spread and a pack of cookies on the worktop

Firstly, cream together marg and sugar until “light and fluffy” (getting the elbows working), then add the syrup, flour, cocoa, milk and chocolatey chunks, leaving some to put on top.

Give it some welly with the spoon.

Hand stirring thick chocolate cookie dough with a spoon in a large cream mixing bowl

Cover the oven tray with tin foil and a sheet of greaseproof paper.

Dollop the mixture onto the tray and spread into cookie shape with a pallet knife (or perhaps a cement trowel if that’s all you have). Don’t spread it right to the edge, it may end up a bit squiffy.

Spreading the dough into a rough slab on baking parchment with a long palette knife

Add some bigger chunks on top in a random fashion to give that authentic cookie look, and also so you get some extra big gooey bits when it’s cooked.

The unbaked dough disc studded with big chunks of chocolate, ready on lined baking parchment

Put in the oven at 160ºC for 20-30mins.

Take it out and marvel at its splendour. At 13.5 inches in diameter, it’s a whopper!!

The baked cookie cooling on parchment, with an ordinary chocolate chip cookie beside it for scale

Finished giant cookie on the worktop next to a mug of tea and a normal cookie

Definitely keeps the cookie monster happy

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