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Colossal KitKat

by Brian Cress 4 photos Rated 94% 151 votes when voting closed

I made this Colossal Kit Kat using 1.5 pound packs of Almond Bark (18 of them to be exact!). Plus I added six bags of Loacker Quadratini sugar wafers. Even though the sugar wafers took up half the volume, they only put about 3 pounds into this thing. The other 27 pounds is the chocolate!

Rows of small square wafers tiled across the bottom of a long plastic storage tub

Giant chocolate Kit Kat bar beside a Coke can, two smaller bars, real Kit Kats and coins

This creation cost me about $100 USD. It’s 28 inches long (until I cut it anyhow), weighs 30 pounds, and contains 72,000 calories.

Man in a cap holding the enormous chocolate Kit Kat bar across both hands

I molded this caloric nightmare from a flower box bought at a local hardware store. When asked what I was planting, I said "nothing at all"… My old boss suggested I make three more and melt them together to make a complete pack. I chucked but maybe I should have!

The giant bar cut open showing stacked wafer layers, an ordinary KitKat propped beside it

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