by CantabSnacks for £5.00
21st May 2006
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Cadbury's Fingers are, well, a bit rubbish. Boring, small, yet nice none the less. They could be pimped up a bit.
Nah, something still missing. Oh, wait, the CARAMEL ones are ace. And quite blingin'.
But that's still not quite right. You know, we need a whole HAND.
A little milk
1-2 bars of Tesco Value dark cooking chocolate
Here we see the natural habitat of Homo Studensis Cantabrigiensis. Note the collection of clutter in the periphery, the computer, the packet of ice cream wafers awaiting a pimp, and a battered copy of Delia Smith's Complete Cookery Collection. Sham on!
Let me tell y'all what's it's like, being male, middle-class, and white. It's grease proof paper if you don't believe, tracin' round my pimpin' hand.
Too busy pimpin' to take a shot of the biscuit mix, but it's then shaped into the handy hand shape, with a dip in the palm bit - we'll need that later, mo' fo's.
In da hood, er oven, for 15/20 mins on a blingin' 190 Centigrade! Big it up for the East Anglia Massive until golden brown.
Tasty tasty! Me shorty will love the shortybread.
It's bubblin' a hot hot hot caramel!
It's looking good! Proper chewyness comin'.