Bitch T Biscuit
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A giant homemade tea biscuit shaped into a disc, marked with lettering and photographed with an oversized mug for dunking.
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16oz plain flour 2oz butter 1/2 tsp salt 1oz sugar 1 egg 1/4 pint milk huge pimp daddy mug for dunking
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1. Roll up to the shop in the purple pimp Benz to purchase ingredients
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5. Lay phat biscuit on baking tray and blaze words on biscuit
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Ingredients
16oz plain flour
2oz butter
1/2 tsp salt
1oz sugar
1 egg
1/4 pint milk
huge pimp daddy mug for dunking

Method
1. Roll up to the shop in the purple pimp Benz to purchase ingredients
2. Don gold bling apron and decant flour and butter into Burberry mixing bowl and rub together adding salt

3. Beat the snoop eggy egg and milk together and add to flour. Mo’ milk can be added if necessary

4. Roll out dough thinly and cut using a large sovereign ring as a cutting shape
5. Lay phat biscuit on baking tray and blaze words on biscuit

6. Bake at 240 oC fo’ 15 minutes……don’t ‘Drop it while it’s hot’
7. Exhibit to the world then share with homeys in the crib

