by Big Wiganer for £2.50
3rd November 2006
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IT'S ALIVE! The lord of liquorice – the all-seeing allsort himself! I tell you what he's a lot shorter in real life.
How about a photo for the viewers? I'll just sit next to you, and wave my arm..like..so..
Hold on…where's that noise coming from? Whatever it is it sounds….huge…I've never heard anything like it…like an enraged elephant falling off a precipice or something…omigosh it's coming right for us…
I can't believe it..it was him, but just so…Bertie, Bertie? Can you hear me? Speak to me?
Oh well, waste not want not…..mmmm!
Coming soon……What frightened Baby Bertie so much?