Serves 3 people, 2 gluttons, or just me.
What’s the finest snack food in the world? It’s obviously the new KitKat Chunky with Peanut Butter. But I’ve pimped that already. So what’s next? Obviously, as a single bloke who lives on his own, the answer has to be the Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle. But is this a snack, or is it a meal? And if it is a snack, would a “Pimp Noodle” become a meal? Let’s find out.
I also took the opportunity to buy a Lawnmower, a Microwave Oven, several pairs of trousers, and a Horse, but that’s Walmart for you. Here’s what I bought:
The stuffing mix was an impulse buy, only cheap, and I ended up not using it. I boiled a pan of water and melted the oil in the frying pan, and proceeded to chop up the chicken. Remember, when chopping chicken, always use a sharp knife, ask an adult to help you, and wash your hands before and after to prevent Bird-Flu.