Pimped Burrito
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An oven-sized homemade tortilla holds beans, spiced beef, salsa, cheese and olives, finished with guacamole in this giant burrito build.
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- The tortilla is flour, olive oil, milk and salt; the salsa is tomatoes, red onions, coriander, lemon juice, orange juice, pepper and olive oil; the rest is kidney beans, garlic, 1kg of beef mince, burrito seasoning, grated cheese, jumbo olives, sour cream, avocado and lettuce, at approximately $60 NZD, or £28. The burrito came out nearly a foot and a half long. An oven-sized tortilla was made and dry-fried, in this case on a cookie sheet over the stove; the beans were cooked, then fried and crushed with healthy amounts of garlic and olive oil; the salsa solids were chopped and combined, in more than needed because about 20% is eaten before the burrito is finished; the mince was cooked with the seasoning and plenty of garlic. Assembled, the burrito was too stuffed to stay closed and was weighted shut with a pan for about five minutes in the oven, watching for spillage, then finished with guacamole, sour cream and lettuce. Source 1 · Source 2 · Source 3 · Source 4 · Source 5 · Source 6 · Source 7 · Source 8 · Source 9
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Ingredients: Tortilla: Flour, olive oil, milk, salt Salsa: Tomatoes, red onions, coriander, lemon juice, orange juice, pepper, olive oil Kidney beans Garlic 1kg Beef Mince Burrito seasoning Grated cheese Jumbo Olives Sour Cream Avocado Lettuce
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Step 1: The Tortilla: put all the ingredients together. Make an oven sized tortilla. Dry fry this in a clean pan (or as in our case, on a cookie sheet over the stove.)
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Ingredients:
Tortilla: Flour, olive oil, milk, salt
Salsa: Tomatoes, red onions, coriander, lemon juice, orange juice, pepper, olive oil
Kidney beans
Garlic
1kg Beef Mince
Burrito seasoning
Grated cheese
Jumbo Olives
Sour Cream
Avocado
Lettuce

Approximate cost: $60 NZD (£28 GBP)
What can one say about a burrito that’s nearly a foot and a half long? It was the best burrito I’ve ever eaten. It was the most burrito I’ve ever eaten. It was fantastic.
Step 1:
The Tortilla: put all the ingredients together. Make an oven sized tortilla. Dry fry this in a clean pan (or as in our case, on a cookie sheet over the stove.)

Step 2:
Prepare the beans. We cooked them, then fried and crushed them. Add "healthy" amounts of garlic & olive oil.
Step 3:
Chop the salsa ingredients (excluding the liquids) and combine in a bowl. Make much more than you require, because you will consume approximately 20% of what you make prior to completion of the burrito.
Step 4:
Cook the mince in a pan with the burrito seasoning and plenty of garlic.

Step 5:
Assemble ingredients in the tortilla. Ours was too stuffed to stay closed on its own, so we weighted it closed with a pan. Put it in the oven for about five minutes, be careful of any spillage out the ends.


Step 6:
Remove from the oven. Add guacamole, sour cream, lettuce. Gorge yourself.




