Ingredients-
1 litre water
2K sugar
285 g cornflour
1 1/2 tbp rosewater
2 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp cream of tartar
Red Food colouring
350g milk chocolate

To be fair, a variety of supermarkets took part in the pimp. Lidl's sugar was added to 285ml of the water along with the Tesco lemon juice. The temperature was raised to a scary 115 degrees and removed from the heat.

In the mean time, another whopping great pan was filled with the rest of the water, Sainsbury's cornflour and cream of tartar. Vigorous whisking was applied on a frequent basis to ensure that the liquid turned into the desired 'gooey paste'.