Nutri-Giant
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"Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars are a great on-the-go breakfast solution or anytime snack." proclaims the Nutri-Grain website proudly. For this pimp, we wanted to prove them wrong by creating a completely unportable meal of a bar. And that's just what we did.

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250g Self-Raising Flour
100g Soft Brown Sugar
250g Margerine
Jam
Oats
And a sprinkling of love

Step 1

Throw sugar and margerine at maximum velocity into the mixing bowl. Bash it up with a wooden spoon until your arm hurts or the mixture becomes light and fluffy. Sift in the flour while continuing to mix.

Step 2

Slob half the mixture onto a baking tray and bash into a roughly Nutri-Grain shape. Glob on a delightfully healthy chunk of jam. Blob the other half of the mix onto a seperate baking tray and bash into a roughly Nutri-Grain shape. Lob the two halves together. Almost poetic, isn't it?

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