by Tom Holmes for £10.00
29th May 2006
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STOP PRESS have discovered meaning of life, cover wooden spoon in very hot melted chocolate then hit people around the face with it.
Make some shortbread (preferably get women to do this as cooking is difficult for real men) to go inside and roll it into dough balls. Then bake.
Make the caramely fudgey stuff (tip: dont call it fudge cos saying fadge all the time makes very childish people laugh, especially when refering to packing it into the chocolate). Drinking is bad when doing this cos hot caramel burns (think third degree and a hospital visit...)
Put all the caramel, fadge and pack into chocolate with shortbread. After this pour on more chocolate to form base.
Cut and eat but beware it will make you sick. Everywhere. Its very rich, don't drive either cos then u is sick in ur ride innit. PIMPEDish.