Mega Double Decker
by Ian Jackson for £4.00
1st April 2006
Pages: 1 2
Essential to any double Decker connoisseur is the quality of the nougat used. Two colour or 'Swedish' nougat rests at the lower end of the acceptable scale being both the wrong flavour, colour consistency having nuts in it and tasting rather like the cheap shite that it is. For this pimp however, the only nougat available in sufficiently slab like quantities was the of the Swedish persuasion.
Melting chocolate the old fashioned way. With a spoon.
Having mixed the chocolate with a variety of crushed cereals we can see that the DD is taking shape. Note that anyone unaware of what you are doing may think the worst if they catch you washing your hands after this stage. A joke about having just given the local vicar a 'Dirty Sanchez' may help defuse the situation.