by Nicola Ghering for £0.00
25th September 2006
What do you need?
2 pimp addicts (to snacking only) females
300g plain flour
3 egg yolks
Grate the cheese (but not your nails or fingers).
Mix all the ingredients together, it does not look attractive, but smells ok.
Make a slightly ovalish circle, and mark out exactly all the dots – (technical term for holes!)
Then put in the oven, panic it is not brown enough, so burn hands egg washing the top (OK, put some beaten (mixed) egg on the top with your fingers).
OK, not our best effort, but worth a laugh or two!