Battenberg GTi Turbo
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4. Heat apricot jam to bond cakes together.

5. Realizing that things are getting out of hand, pop back to the shops, and buy more marzipan. Return and roll out a sheet 64 inches long x 36 inches wide.

6. Mr Kipling's Battenburg measures 170mm x 50mm and weighs a meagre 320grams. Mr Pimplings Battenburg measures 400mm x 160mm and comes in at a gobsmacking 5 kg. It just goes to show that bigger is always better.

Then its just the taste test, now who to test it on?

Ah yes just the person, and the verdict, looks good, taste good, and by golly it does you good. (or was that Guiness?).

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