Maxi-Cheddar 2

by Nicola Ghering 25 September 2006 5 photos Rated 41% 152 votes when voting closed

What do you need?

2 pimp addicts (to snacking only) females
300g plain flour
225g cheese
225g margarine
3 egg yolks

Ingredients on a sunlit counter: Asda mild white cheese, flour, margarine tub and three eggs

Grate the cheese (but not your nails or fingers).

Cheese being grated on a box grater over a chopping board, eggs and margarine nearby

Mix all the ingredients together, it does not look attractive, but smells ok.

Flour, grated cheese and margarine worked together with a wooden spoon in a glass bowl

Make a slightly ovalish circle, and mark out exactly all the dots – (technical term for holes!)

A knife trimming the huge dimpled round of raw dough, a normal cracker held alongside

Then put in the oven, panic it is not brown enough, so burn hands egg washing the top (OK, put some beaten (mixed) egg on the top with your fingers).

The baked giant cheese biscuit on parchment with a normal-sized cracker beside it

OK, not our best effort, but worth a laugh or two!

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