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Giant Pink Snowball

My favorite snack? No Way! Looks like a weird science experiment gone awry….a food that’ll survive a nuclear blast. It should have been named "Poisonous Mushroom Cloud" instead. This pink treat is aesthetically pleasing enough to pimp! So I shall.

Ingredients:
-10 cups sugar
-32 cups flour
-12 eggs
-milk
-baking powder
-salt
-cocoa powder
-coconut shavings
-pink food color
-marshmallow fluff

Tubs of marshmallow fluff, flour, sugar, cocoa, coconut flakes, eggs, milk and pink colouring on the worktop

Two sealed shop packets side by side: pink Snowballs and orange Hostess Sno Balls

Costs $21.50. Plus, I purchased 3 cake pans and 2 heating cores. I would have bought pans of a gargantuan nature if I had access to a commercial kitchen. Since I don’t, 16 – 14 – 12 inches will have to do.

1) Mix contents (other than coconut, marshmallow fluff, food color).

Two round pans of chocolate batter with a tape measure laid across to show their width

2) Add contents to pan and bake at 325 degrees until done. Heating core goes in center to reduce cooking time. Helps save energy as well.

In order to avoid an avalanche in my kitchen, I made each subsequent layer thinner than the 16".

My oven can only hold two large cake pans at once. So, while the 16" and 14" are baking, I prepared batter for the 12" pan.

3) Add liquid food color to dye the shaved coconuts that infamous pink. Wow! So bright!

Red food colouring squeezed from a bottle onto a glass bowl of white desiccated coconut

The same bowl after mixing, the coconut now dyed a uniform bright pink

4) Baking done. Pans set aside to cool for at least an hour.

Three round pans of chocolate mixture in graduated sizes lined up on the black worktop

5) Remove cakes.

Let it cool some more…waiting….

6) Stuff center with marshmallow fluff. The top tier was packed with excess cake pieces.

Three baked chocolate layers stacked largest to smallest into a dome on a cake board

7) Frost with white marshmallow fluff. Really pack the sides. Can’t have the snowball looking like a wedding cake, can we?

The stacked tiers covered all over in white marshmallow frosting, spreading ridges still showing

8) Grand finale: Add pink coconuts.

The finished pink coconut-covered dome beside a normal-sized snowball on a napkin for scale

A wedge cut away reveals three chocolate layers and white creme filling, original snack halved in front

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