Pimp That Snack

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26 posts · started by The Masked Glutton · Tue May 16, 2006 8:04 pm

  1. The Masked Glutton Tue May 16, 2006 8:04 pm #1
    we all know what a deep fried mars bar is, and how it gets wedged in your arteries, but im half scottish so i dont care,
    How do u go about the frying thing ? is there any way to make a huge m-b without gluing small ones together ??
  2. Darknight Tue May 16, 2006 11:06 pm #2
    I would look at the recent Boost made - that striped Boosts down and then reassembled them. Perhaps that would work with a Mars Bar?

    As for frying a pimped Mars Bar? Dear God - you'd need a bathtub filled with hot oil! It would be terrifying - you might fall in!

    "Argh! It burns! It burns!"
  3. The Masked Glutton Wed May 17, 2006 5:23 pm #3
    Im willing to take that risk - hmmm...how to heat the tub up....
  4. crowey Thu May 18, 2006 12:47 am #4
    maybe you could persuade your local chippie to help you out.
    might taste a bit fishy though.....
  5. The Masked Glutton Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:47 pm #5
    crowey wrote:maybe you could persuade your local chippie to help you out.
    might taste a bit fishy though.....


    You my son are a genius, thanks for the help about the masala aswell, it was one of them anywho
  6. Paterson37 Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:45 pm #6
    I havent had a deep fried Mars Bar in ages...

    A World Record considering I'm Scottish.
  7. crowey Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:31 am #7
    The Masked Glutton wrote: crowey wrote:maybe you could persuade your local chippie to help you out.
    might taste a bit fishy though.....


    You my son are a genius, thanks for the help about the masala aswell, it was one of them anywho

    I'm a girl innit. [Wink] [Embarassed] [Very Happy]
    I am a genius though [Wink]
  8. Vix83 Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:52 pm #8
    officially now too Ba Hons!! [Very Happy]
  9. crowey Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:03 pm #9
    BSc I did a proper degree, not some arty farty one [Razz] [Wink]
  10. LadyV Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:32 pm #10
    excuse me! I have a BA Hons, and so do a couple of others I know on here, and can I just say, you don't get one of these for nothing. Thank you.

    LadyV (BA Hons)

    Infact my partner in pimp SoopDogg got a First. We are proper educated pimpers and that
  11. pimpposse Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:54 am #11
    This pimp is most definitely pimp posse approved!! If only any of us were Scottish, then we could get away with outrageous cholesterol abuse. Your local chippy should be able to help you out. They're generally nice people working there.
  12. moonflower Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:23 pm #12
    I've always wanted to try a deep fryed mars bar... I've never seen one anywhere though.
  13. blueeyes Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:34 pm #13
    My family are all Glasgow dwellers (or at least originate from within!) and I don't think I've ever heard them mention it.

    Hmm will have to drive up there and investigate <gets out detecting hat>
  14. CantabSnacks Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:45 pm #14
    crowey wrote:BSc I did a proper degree, not some arty farty one [Razz] [Wink]

    LadyV wrote:excuse me! I have a BA Hons, and so do a couple of others I know on here, and can I just say, you don't get one of these for nothing. Thank you.


    I'm reading Natural Sciences, specialising in Experimental and Theoretical Physics and recently gained my first degree. It's a BA.

    Cambridge and Oxford both give first degrees as BAs in all subjects for historical reasons, so they're not just for "arty farty degrees!"

    I'll actually get two degrees next year when I graduate from the 4 year course. Then, after the Institure of Physics have received a copy of my degree certificate, I will get to be Mike Morley BA Hons (Cantab.) MSci AMInstP... so woo... one year to go!
  15. blueeyes Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:38 am #15
    Yeah! My lot up Scotland way have not seen a deep fried mars bar in Scotland - only in the north of England.

    Zis is rather odd.

    They did say that they used to buy sweeties from the chippie...
    Not deep fried though <shrugs>

    Have other people seen them in Scotland?
    Perhaps my family are just a bit sad and don't get out much!
  16. beckly Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:50 am #16
    Maybe ... You can get them in the lakes though?! And thats North England. Maybe it started in south scotland and crossed into northern England ... or the other way around?
  17. big wiganer Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:20 pm #17
    I suspect if that is the case we need to invent something soooo sweet, sooooo bad for you, and send it north of the border by way of revenge. They'd probably love it though.
    I'm from the north-west and the only odd acts of battery here are sausages, and rough-arses who have deep-seated emotional issues.
  18. tedmus Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:11 pm #18
    big wiganer wrote:I suspect if that is the case we need to invent something soooo sweet, sooooo bad for you, and send it north of the border by way of revenge. They'd probably love it though.
    I'm from the north-west and the only odd acts of battery here are sausages, and rough-arses who have deep-seated emotional issues.


    and burgers and the odd pineapple fritter ! (don't see as many as you used when I was a kid)

    Warrington wallah here !
  19. big wiganer Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:57 pm #19
    durka durka mate

    I've just done my first pimp - I've done a serious Munchie......I know it's been done before. Noticed after I started!!
    Gonna post the big boy in and see if captain pimp approves!
  20. tedmus Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:09 pm #20
    Wahey, look forward to seeing it [Very Happy]

    (do you feel sick after licking chocolate off everything, I did when I did mine?)
  21. big wiganer Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:12 pm #21
    you're not joking. The smell of it knocks me a bit - gonna leave it a day or so before we have a go at it. In fact - I'm taking the swine to my niece's 6th birthday party - those little 'uns won't know what's hit 'em.
    Still, we'll keep the tooth fairy busy.
  22. tedmus Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:19 pm #22
    big wiganer wrote:
    Still, we'll keep the tooth fairy busy.


    She charges a quid these days you know?
    Inflation gone mad, 10p in my day ! [Laughing]
  23. big wiganer Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:38 pm #23
    out of order. I heard my nephew was reckoning on a fiver? I'd have put him straight quick smart.

    I remember once when I was 8 I accidentally swallowed a double molar WITH filling whilst enjoying an egg butty.....the lengths you'll go to for 20p.

    I still have nightmares
  24. tedmus Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:43 pm #24
    A FIVER !!!?

    maybe if you held him down and smashed all his teeth in (probaly not recommended kids)

    You must have been really enjoying that butty

    [Shocked]
  25. big wiganer Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:58 pm #25
    no need for that. the little swine loves his chocolate. I'm gonna sit him down with 2.5kg of Munchie and see who wins.

    he he, I ain't baysitting him for a while [Twisted Evil]
  26. em'n'mz Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:41 am #26
    not really relevent but over here in jersey they do a batterd galaxy and this chipy near my friends house. so i think its a bit like a deep fried mars bar but with more chocolate [Very Happy]