my friend doesnt believe that pimp my snack is truely pimping.
i called her last night, and was so excited about the whole pimp my snack business, i was telling her about the giant toffee crisp and the giant creme egg and she was unimpressed! she told me that it doesnt count as giant unless she could fit inside it, or it was the size of a table or something. she then proceeded to tell me about some stupid americans who made an apple tart that was about the size of four gardens.
HOW DARE SHE INSULT THIS PIMP MY SNACK BUSINESS.
the question is, how do i punish her?
i need suggestions.
i was thinking about trying to get in touch with scott mills or jo whiely, but is this that likely to work?
i need all of your help to punish the anti pimping fiend!
I am appalled at this lack of understanding. Your friend really must be a loser. She would really be eating her words if she was to eat these pimped muthers.
They are so big that I just feel sick everytime I open my fridge and see a third of a Jammie Wagon Wheel SXi, an uber rainbow drop and 1 and a half King Rolo's.
LadyV wrote:I am appalled at this lack of understanding. Your friend really must be a loser. She would really be eating her words if she was to eat these pimped muthers.
They are so big that I just feel sick everytime I open my fridge and see a third of a Jammie Wagon Wheel SXi, an uber rainbow drop and 1 and a half King Rolo's.
yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HER ON THE TABLE WHICH WILL BE COVERED IN GREASE PROOF PAPER AND THEN COAT HER IN MARSHMELLOWS AND STICKY TOFFEE THEN NOT TO HOT BUT QUITE WARM RUNNY CHOC......THEN LEAVE HER IN A COLD ROOM FOR AN HOUR ................................
aversion2salad wrote:Well that’s set a new challenge for us all a pimp that can fit a human inside. [Shocked] That would be on big Kinder egg.
That would be an awesome birthday present for a loved one! Build the giant egg and hide inside a plastic capsule, and once they've broken in they have yourself as the prize!
However, I am not exactly sure how long it would be possible for a human to stay alive (i.e. breathe) inside an enclosed plastic capsule... [Confused]
Tricky wrote: aversion2salad wrote:Well that’s set a new challenge for us all a pimp that can fit a human inside. [Shocked] That would be on big Kinder egg.
That would be an awesome birthday present for a loved one! Build the giant egg and hide inside a plastic capsule, and once they've broken in they have yourself as the prize!
However, I am not exactly sure how long it would be possible for a human to stay alive (i.e. breathe) inside an enclosed plastic capsule... [Confused]
Why not melt a bath tub of chocolate and then push em into then throw tons of ice on top to freeze the ice therefore making yourself a lindt easter bunny style human chocolate pimp.
aledrob wrote:Why not melt a bath tub of chocolate and then push em into then throw tons of ice on top to freeze the ice therefore making yourself a lindt easter bunny style human chocolate pimp.
lol the lint bunnys are hollow chocolate and what you would make is a bath of hard chocolate with a dead human inside. also after looking on a law site i find that killing people is bad mkayy.
but eating lint bunnys is ok.