After a cosy 12 minutes at 170C he came out of the oven with a lovely golden suntan.

I left him to cool and get hard while I set about making him some chav bling and a regulation Burberry cap.

After a bit of research to familiarise myself with Chav-ness I decided on suitable attire


Made some suitable bling and put the cap on his head.


Eyes and a mouth later ‘sorted!’

Chavtastic!