Mega Double Decker
by for £4.00

Pages: 1   2    

Essential to any double Decker connoisseur is the quality of the nougat used. Two colour or 'Swedish' nougat rests at the lower end of the acceptable scale being both the wrong flavour, colour consistency having nuts in it and tasting rather like the cheap shite that it is. For this pimp however, the only nougat available in sufficiently slab like quantities was the of the Swedish persuasion.

Melting chocolate the old fashioned way. With a spoon.

Having mixed the chocolate with a variety of crushed cereals we can see that the DD is taking shape. Note that anyone unaware of what you are doing may think the worst if they catch you washing your hands after this stage. A joke about having just given the local vicar a 'Dirty Sanchez' may help defuse the situation.

Rated 32.37 /100 - 568 votes (1.6/5)

Rate this pimp!


Pages: 1    2    

Billionaire's shortbread

Monster Munchie

Big'n'scary Fairy Cake

BN Biscuit

Mega Massive Monster Munchie

Titanic Teacake