Roll your shells onto their backs and trim them til they’re smooth as ma bitch’s booty. Get your egg mix and fill them up till they can’t take no more.

This is one heavy pair of cohones.

Take a deep breath and get those two on top of each other. Work it baby.

Set the egg on a plinth. Tasty.

And the final touch of class. Dim the lights and raise an Eggtini to His Eggness. Respect.