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60 eggs
4 kilos sausage meat
750g mayo
800g orange breadcrumbs
2 large soft Turkish loaves
Cost: £26.19
Mini scotch egg: 25g, 32 calories
Our Maxi Egg: 6.8 kgs, probably over 30,000 calories
The Scotch Egg is the baddest savoury snack on the street. He’s able to survive long hard years on the shelf and chillin’ in the fridge or even just loungin’ down the back of the sofa. You’ll find him gettin’ laid everywhere – in the street, in the car, and especially on the garage forecourt. All the other bruvs – pork pies, pasties, buffet bars - give respect to His Mighty Eggness. They all fight to sit at the right hand of His Mighty Eggness on the shelves. So we say time to give him respect and pimp, soup and bling him to the max.
So take an egg, just like Momma Delia says, then take 59 more and cook them up.
Pop your meat out of its skin. There’s nothing like the feelin’ of a really wicked piece of raw meat in your hands. Squeeze it, baby.
Get your Chavimix out and really bust up that bread.
Then it’s meat and bread in the mix. Bump and grind, you know they’re meant to be together.
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