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To donut or to do-not

16 posts · started by Ich bin ein Berliner · Wed May 31, 2006 8:34 pm

  1. Ich bin ein Berliner Wed May 31, 2006 8:34 pm #1
    Tomorrow, I, Ich bin ein Berliner, will attempt to create a giant version of myself: The Donut. It will be a large ring (even though a Berliner is a jam donut), covered with icing and bling of some sort - but what? What would make good donut bling?

    Additionally, how mad is it to attempt a giant donut? My sanity has been questioned before now.
  2. pimpdaddy Wed May 31, 2006 8:40 pm #2
    My problem with normal doughnuts is an unsuffient amount of jam. Make sure its nice squirty jam too, not just regular jarred stuff!
  3. Ich bin ein Berliner Wed May 31, 2006 8:41 pm #3
    Ahem. I said ring donut.
  4. aledrob Wed May 31, 2006 9:13 pm #4
    Ich bin ein berliner is just an Urban Myth

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner#.22Jelly_doughnut.22_urban_legend
  5. pimpdaddy Wed May 31, 2006 9:24 pm #5
    Bah. I might have missed the 'ring' part.

    A ring donut is just a version where the poor bugger's jam has been stolen, leaving a lonely hole.
  6. crowey Wed May 31, 2006 11:14 pm #6
    out of curiosity, how are you going to cook it? donuts are fried....
  7. Wakey Wed May 31, 2006 11:24 pm #7
    crowey wrote:out of curiosity, how are you going to cook it? donuts are fried....

    In a very large deep-fat frier... [Confused] [Laughing]
  8. Ich bin ein Berliner Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:56 am #8
    aledrob wrote:Ich bin ein berliner is just an Urban Myth

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner#.22Jelly_doughnut.22_urban_legend


    If I am a myth, then why am I here?

    And the donut will be fried. Oooh yes... Fried in my personal wok...
  9. crowey Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:49 am #9
    watch out for splashback then [Shocked]
  10. Ich bin ein Berliner Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:33 pm #10
    I did. The donut is nearly finished. Diameter= 250mm!
  11. aledrob Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:47 pm #11
    crowey wrote:watch out for splashback then [Shocked]


    Isn't that something that you dont want to happen when you go in the urinals?
  12. crowey Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:27 pm #12
    also something that is bad when dealing with very hot fat.
  13. JJ Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:44 pm #13
    or diarrhoea
  14. crowey Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:19 am #14
    JJ wrote:or diarrhoea

    [Laughing] very very true.
    I think for most bodily fluids splashback probably isn't good. [Confused] [Laughing]
  15. Tricky Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:32 pm #15
    crowey wrote:I think for most bodily fluids splashback probably isn't good. [Confused] [Laughing]

    *Tries to think...*
    Nope, surely ALL bodily fluids aren't good for splashback?

    And as for the doughnut/donut:
    Ich bin ein Berliner wrote:I did. The donut is nearly finished. Diameter= 250mm!

    How is it now?
  16. crowey Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:22 pm #16
    Tricky wrote: crowey wrote:I think for most bodily fluids splashback probably isn't good. [Confused] [Laughing]

    *Tries to think...*
    Nope, surely ALL bodily fluids aren't good for splashback?


    yes, I think you're right. though some are definitely worse than others.