Pimp That Snack

Suggestion: taste tests!

  1. Rob Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:30 am #1
    Creating these beauties is all well and good... but what about reporting on how they actually taste???
  2. pigmoth Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:38 am #2
    What?!? You're supposed to eat the pimpages?!?

    I thought there were just a way of getting respect from your peers. Like, when you invite friends round and they see your pimped out jammy dodger on the kitchen table, its your way of showing you're the baddest pimp around! If you ate it there would be nothing to prove it [Wink]

    I was actually thinking the other day about the best way to make a more visible Pimp, considering essentially pimping is about making yourself stand out. I think some form of Pimped snack apparrel is required - like a pimped bourbon biscuit on a chain round your neck! Proper pimpin'!
  3. Rob Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:13 pm #3
    but how can you create such mouth-watering pimped-out snacks and not want to eat them? They certainly wouldn't last long in my house!
  4. pigmoth Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:25 pm #4
    Good point, Rob. My pimpin philosophy is all wrong! May the eating commence.

    How do pimps eat food? All at once?
  5. JB Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:33 pm #5
    I would like to echo Rob's suggestion. These beauties must be eaten, and the mark of a true champion would definitly be to eat them in one sitting.

    Probably with a bucket on standby.
  6. Rob Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:35 pm #6
    JB wrote:I would like to echo Rob's suggestion. These beauties must be eaten, and the mark of a true champion would definitly be to eat them in one sitting.

    Probably with a bucket on standby.


    Photographic evidence essential.

    Not of the bit involving the bucket, though.
  7. pigmoth Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:36 pm #7
    Rob wrote:
    Photographic evidence essential.

    Not of the bit involving the bucket, though.


    Good call.
  8. LadyV Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:47 pm #8
    I have eaten (along with soop dogg and various other family members) some of my pimped up efforts. There's no way in a million years that you could eat one of these muthas in one go though.
    This is actually quite a good benefit of pimping though because it means the pimp experience is more prolonged! [Super]
  9. tedmus Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:45 pm #9
    The girls are chipping away at my pimp , only thing is it crumbles when you hack through it and still about a third of it left !!
  10. fuzzymum1 Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:51 am #10
    tedmus wrote:The girls are chipping away at my pimp , only thing is it crumbles when you hack through it and still about a third of it left !!


    I'm not sure how long the remains of the behemoth will linger - the boys are doing their best with it but there's only so much they can eat in one go without rotting their teeth or doing this [Vomit] we have almost half of it left!

    The twiglet didn't last long - I'm a bit partial to inside out marmite sandwiches, LOL.

    The chav has yet to have any limbs amputated - I'm waiting for some friends to come over and see him first - I might take him with me to a girly get together on tuesday!