I was casually taking a butchers pimp round the site and enjoying the high-quality snack ideas presented within, when my highly-tuned eye happened across the following little ditty:
Woah! Slow down Google! You're going too fast!
A fine example of technology being clever...but not quite clever enough. Despite this momentary blip, my browsing experience on this site was pimped right up to (and at times, even beyond) the limits of what is physically achieveable. Thank you. Thank you again.
Gabb.
P.S. If bandwidth funds allow, how about showing us some hot footage of catz eating their pimped treats and then pimping their guts out all over some carpet? I would triple my donation, and that's a promise.
Gabb, Gabb, Gabb. Oh dearest Gabb. What a spot! You are indeed Eagle Eyed (Cherry?)
I find it mildly saddening that you have not found it within yourself to provide us Pimpers with the link accompanying said advert.
One has to ponder - To which type of Egg is the advert referring? Surely not the human biological type?! That would be truely jawdropping, mark my words and no mistake.
How could you possibly have managed to scroll down to Jenny without noticing the enticing (and thoroughly arousing) countenance of Dr Katerina Chatzimeletiou MSc, PhD?
I notice that you've been browsing the forums since my arrival. As someone who seemingly has as little to do as I, Dr K should have been the first person you drew to my attention!
