Pimp That Snack

SEASONAL PIMPS

41 posts · started by big wiganer · Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:23 pm

  1. big wiganer Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:23 pm #1
    Admittedly been scratching my head trying to think of the elusive New and Original pimp, then it realised there's a bunch of them coming up.....

    There's loads of opportunities for ideas with the upcoming days I reckon - Halloween, Bonfire Night mebbe, definitely XMAS (yes folks, only 72 shopping days left to Christmas).

    We gonna see pimped pumpkins?

    If you get trick or treaters coming round on Halloween you could scare them off wearing extra large vampire teeth brandishing a 4ft wriggly gummy worm?

    Sweets aside what about the most sacred of all, the Xmas pud? Food for thought!.... [Idea]
  2. chocolate 800 Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:31 pm #2
    I LOVE this idea!! [Very Happy]

    What about baubles for the Christmas tree??? Snowflakes from white chocolate???
    Hundreds of ideas - hundreds!!!
  3. blueeyes Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:29 pm #3
    Yay! I suddenly look forward to Christmas!
  4. Pimp Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:58 pm #4
    I expect there will be a lot of icing sugar use in the run up to Xmas [Razz]
  5. em'n'mz Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:55 pm #5
    of course but i have a friend who i promised an army tank cake for her b-day party so i gotta do that be4 i think about chirtmas
  6. big wiganer Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:33 am #6
    cor blimey. How you gonna make its gun barrel stay up?
  7. Mr Biscuit Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:10 pm #7
    You could rest the turret on some terrain. A wall or hedge etc.
  8. em'n'mz Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:17 pm #8
    i was thinking of putting a candle deeply buried in and lighting it for gun power effect lol
  9. Mr Biscuit Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:04 pm #9
    or you could get a small firework/firecracker and put it in the end. Sadly the project would be destroyed upon explosion.

    A price you should be willing to pay.
  10. big wiganer Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:11 pm #10
    I'd be willing to see someone create a beautiful, pimp, then blow it up
  11. em'n'mz Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:48 pm #11
    hmmm i dont think my friends would be to impressed as they will want to eat it. lol maybe i could make a mini 1 and do that except im to young to buy them!!!!!
  12. big wiganer Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:30 pm #12
    no way - tell you what, we used to get those cap gun rolls of caps, carefully, scrape the tops off all the caps and tip the gunpowders together to make one big one!
    Or just to do a dodgy newsagents for massive bangers!
  13. em'n'mz Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:56 am #13
    hmmm apart from the fact that i dnt know what a cap gun roll is i live in a island where there are no dodgy newsagents and the most dangerous thing i can get hold of is probs a sparkler if my friend sold me some while her boss aint looking. but where can u buy firecrackers/fireworks??? cas i mighty b able to get my friends brother to get me 1.
  14. pimpdaddy Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:15 am #14
    You're losing your grammar again.
  15. em'n'mz Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:06 am #15
    sorry it's to early in the morning
  16. blueeyes Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:11 am #16
    <fights back comments on 'to'>
  17. big wiganer Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:49 am #17
    I may be a swedish chef, but I'm also an english degree student - I say skills with grammar is cool

    I'd like to see the island you live on in the form of a huge detailed sponge cake with icing
  18. em'n'mz Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:57 am #18
    hmmm slightly impossible becasue it's such a funny shape. it's called jersey. it's very cute and very boring becasue it's only 9 by 5 miles.
  19. big wiganer Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:02 am #19
    I bet you have virtually no crime though e.g. whjo could steal a car? You wouldn't get out of third gear trying to get away! Plus you have the best milk in the British Isles.There - I went a whole sentence saying positive things about Jersey and didn't even mention Bergerac once!
    Damn [Rolling Eyes]
  20. em'n'mz Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:11 pm #20
    it is quite fun and there are silly crimes such as someone stole some cakes from a pattiserie and dumped them in the car park and someone also stole a spade from the back of an open top toyota and these all managed to get in the local paper.
    good new on the mini firework. my friends mum says she'll buy me one so i am going to blow up a mini icing tank at my friends 16th army birthday!!!!
    and yes we do have the best milk and ice cream but no dairy products are allowed to be brought into the island.
    you did mention bergerac once.
  21. big wiganer Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:51 pm #21
    I'm thinking of making my own xmas pud this year. It won't be 10 foot tall or anything, I just reckon it would be rather wicked to make my own pud, with my own alcoholic content and not nuts or cherries in it!!
    Need to start soon, I think I remember something about muslin and maturing for a month...
  22. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:25 pm #22
    seasonal pimps you say?

    in the pipeline, for my debut pimp, i shall be pimping a chocolate advent calendar with some of my mates [Very Happy]

    anyone steals the idea, they die.
  23. pimpdaddy Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:50 pm #23
    aha, an advent calendar. A most excellent plan [Very Happy]
  24. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:56 pm #24
    i thought so... currently deciding how the HELL to do the box it's contained in...
  25. em'n'mz Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:47 pm #25
    go to your local super market and as for loads of carbord boxs and put 1 chocolate in each and stick them together [Very Happy]
  26. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:36 pm #26
    i have a feeling that that'd look really shanty...

    the chocolates aren't going to be HUGE, remember, this is my debut pimp.

    much as having a pimped advent calendar the size of my house would be AMAZING, it would be a little tough for a 1st pimp.

    thanks for the idea though [Wink]
  27. big wiganer Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:37 pm #27
    GEEEENIUS Bigmac - look forward to it!
  28. em'n'mz Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:43 pm #28
    tissue boxes then?
  29. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:08 pm #29
    now THAT is a plan...
  30. em'n'mz Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:15 pm #30
    i made a chocolate brick about the size of a tissue box b4
  31. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:18 pm #31
    you should make lots and build a house... what a way to live!
  32. em'n'mz Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:21 pm #32
    i feel if i do that it may not last long if my friends come round of its sunny which is higly unliklely at this time of year.
    a chocolate house thou does snd very yummy and probebly as expensive as a normal house lol.
  33. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:23 pm #33
    i'd live in one!

    and it could be a snack pimping castle.. or something

    so, that's settled. when (not if, WHEN) i get a chocolate house, everyone is entitled to one bite.
  34. em'n'mz Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:25 pm #34
    that wld be a lot of ppl to devour it. i may make a mini 1 just for the hell of it but i am making a mini tank from icing then blowing it up for my friends birthday but i am also making her a huge tank cake [Very Happy]
  35. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:28 pm #35
    WOW... sounds excellent!
  36. em'n'mz Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:29 pm #36
    i hope it turns out excellent [Very Happy]
  37. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:39 pm #37
    back to seasonal pimps: anyone for a yule log? or chocolate coins?
  38. em'n'mz Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:45 pm #38
    oh yum choco coins made huge now that is somthing i might do:D
  39. Bigmac Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:55 pm #39
    yeah, that was mark 1 of seasonal pimp, before the idea of giant tree decoration came along (complete with rope)

    then that got upgraded to advent calendar! [Very Happy] [Very Happy]
  40. em'n'mz Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:23 am #40
    funky. me and my friends where going to pimp an astro belt then we couldn't find out what was in it. you got any ideas?
  41. Bigmac Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:59 pm #41
    can't say i have... but good luck with that!

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