by Nat & Laura for £3.00
19th May 2006
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As many drumstick chews as you can find on a bank holiday Monday in a garage, or several, depending on your determination. We opted for £3s worth.
Step 1. At a time like this, there is only one thing that can, and must be done. Drumstick-Jenga. It’s serious business guys.
Step 2. The unwrapping may look like a daunting task, and it is. If you have access to a sweatshop, may we recommend utilising it.
Step 3. Cut the sweets roughly in half, be precise if you can be arsed, we couldn’t.
N.B. time can be saved at this stage, though at risk of own digits and limbs, depending on clumsiness. We can accept no responsibility for injuries caused during this pimp. You have been warned.
Step 4. Melt the different halves over pans of boiling water.
N.B. we would recommend using a plate as, with a little help from physics, we discovered the greater surface area greatly aided in the melting process – pimpin’ genius!