Step 6: I made the huge egg and slid it onto the bagel. Little did I know it was the top of the bagel, causing the first and only chaos of the event. We flipped it over, and calmness was restored.

Step 7: The finished product, open face.

Step 8: The finished product, completely assembled.

Step 9: The bagel sandwich measured at least 9 inches in diameter. Incidentally, it was the size of my forearm.