Pimp That Snack

McDonald’s Apple Pie

After pimping a custard cream and a colleague pimping a cola bottle, our boss decided we should captain sides in a team building event. Heading up the ‘Mockney Sparrows’ we left it until the final hour to choose our pimp after deliberating for weeks amidst plenty of office espionage between the two teams.

Our eventual choice was to Pimp a McDonald’s Apple Pie.

The ingredients were: 5 Bags of short crust pastry mix, two bags of British Bramley apples, one box of ground cinnamon, 3 blocks of butter, 3 eggs, one lemon and brown sugar.

Estimated cost: £24.38

Team Members: Andy, Ian, JohnB, JohnE, Marcella.

Four bags of shortcrust pastry mix, Bramley apples, a lemon, eggs, butter and custard powder on floorboards

First the apples were peeled and chopped in order to create the sauce.

Two people in white overalls peeling and slicing apples on a green board, peel heaped beside

The apples were boiled down along with lemon, sugar and cinnamon.

Stirring chopped apple in a huge stainless stockpot on the gas hob with a wooden spoon

Next the short crust pastry was mixed with water.

Hands in white overalls rubbing pastry mix to crumbs in an enormous metal mixing bowl

Then rolled out and cut to size.

Pressing a large rectangular card template onto rolled-out pastry to cut the base to size

After spreading on the apple sauce, the pastry was brushed with beaten egg to help bond the top layer of pastry.

Brushing beaten egg round the border of a pastry sheet heaped with chopped spiced apple

The top layer of pastry was laid down and trimmed to size, and then it was glazed with sugar water.

Unrolling the pastry lid off a rolling pin over the apple-filled base on a baking tray

Whilst the apple pie was in the oven we began work on the packaging.

Giant McDonald's pie carton being built from green and yellow card on a workbench

After what seemed an eternity, the pie was finally united with its packaging!

The huge home-made McDonald's carton on a table beside a normal shop-bought apple pie for scale

The giant pie cut open to show apple filling, beside a real McDonald's pie in its carton

And finally a chance to eat it, which was thoroughly enjoyable, but then I do like cinnamon!

Baked slab of golden pastry sliced into portions on greaseproof paper, knife blade at the top

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